Category Archives: Everything Awful

Thriller is Awlful

Because even the most beloved things in life are hated. And don’t get me started on the One Direction rip-off band he had with his brothers.

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Hamilton is awful.

If the show over comes to Denver this guy won’t be in the room where it happens.

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A Christmas Story is awlful.

I think someone shot both of their eyes out.

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THE GOONIES is awful.

Why does the viewer always claim it’s the movie that didn’t age well?

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HOME ALONE is awful.

You really mailed it in with this one, John Williams.

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The Princess Bride is awful.

I do not mean to pry, but this commenter¬†doesn’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on his/her right hand?

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The Muppets are awful.

¬†I can’t imagine what happened when they watched Barney.

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The Poky Little Puppy is awful.

   Just aweful.

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Full House is awful.

   How RUDE.

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Jurassic Park is awful.

     Jurassic Park is silly but a movie about a detective in a cartoon town is a special effects masterpiece.

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