I learned that Santa wasn’t real when I found presents in the back of my parents’ closet. This revelation didn’t trouble me since either way I was still getting gifts. However, upon learning that the dynamic, Grammy-winning pop duo Milli Vanilli were fakers, my 10 year old world was shook. How could an album so good be built on lies? Perhaps if Santa had been known for his pop grooves his lost would have been as impactful.