Category Archives: Everything Awful

Beethoven is awful.

Posted on May 29, 2015 by Brock Shelley

   From Neal Brennan

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To Kill A Mockingbird is awful.

Posted on May 18, 2015 by Brock Shelley

     I bet their teachers gave them one star.

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Oprah is awful.

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Brock Shelley

   It’s widely known: extremists love that purple cauliflower.

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THE GIVING TREE is awful.

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Brock Shelley

 I know the message, but only because I read the cliff notes.

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FINDING NEMO is awful.

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Brock Shelley

This movie must be stopped from single-handedly bringing down the tooth care industry.

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Jenga is awful.

Posted on January 23, 2015 by Brock Shelley

Another case of premature Jenga-lation.

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We Are the World is awful.

Posted on January 10, 2015 by Brock Shelley

My favorite Lil Cool J song is “Momma Said Drink Your Milk”. It has great rythm.

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Everything is awful.

Posted on December 30, 2014 by Brock Shelley

Because even the most beloved things in life are hated. Also might be the reason your kids keep trying to balance the fish bowl on the tip of an umbrella.

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